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Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos... My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
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| 2. | Hairy Cave | ||
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A lady's vagina that has not seen the light of day for years and as a result as a wild mane of hair that is probably all tangled and full of small woodland creatures. Michelle's hairy cave was like looking into the wilderness, I think I seen a vole in there.
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| 3. | Russian Stash | ||
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Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
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| 4. | Russian Stash | ||
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Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
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| 5. | Hairy Bacon | ||
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The hairy flaps of a lady garden She had hairy bacon!
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| 6. | Bearded Lady | ||
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A vagina. Particularly a hairy one. When Kanye did what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's, I wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.
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| 7. | hairy dana | ||
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the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth. ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...
gary: how did she take it? ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week.. gary: you're an asshole dude. |
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