Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
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