hairy butt wiskers

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

by lickins dee dickens October 5, 2009

hairy front butt

On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.

Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.

"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 18, 2018

kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018