hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

Hairarium

The thing that Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force wears on his head (his hair helmet)

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, who stole my hairarium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet?
Steve: That's right there, on your head.
Dr. Weird: Oh. BULLSH*T

Hairarium by RG May 12, 2004

Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

Hairography by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

Haircrush 

When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.

Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.

Haircrush by chocotaco! September 14, 2009

HairyRope

A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.

Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!

HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

Hairdressers Car 

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.

'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

Hairdressers Car by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018

Hairtriggerdick 

Someone who cums exceptionally easily and quickly.

Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened

Hairtriggerdick by munkie November 11, 2006