hairnet 

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012

hairnets 

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

hairnets by rottenriot December 29, 2003

Alaskan Hairnet 

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

Alaskan Hairnet by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

hairnet 

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

hairnet by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005

Hairest 

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hair Nest 

A tangled mass of long pubic hair.

"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"

Hair Nest by Coolbeans9000 November 10, 2009

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005