Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

playing the hairmonica

performing cunnilingus or oral sex

Kathleen was hesitant to commit to the new man in her life, as he was cocky, belligerent, mean and smelly; though he was adept at playing the hairmonica.

by chaunky smelderbodom September 29, 2013

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014