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Hair hole 

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.
Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.
Hair hole by Alice kates February 28, 2020
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hairyholes 

An exclamation, typically of surprise, accompanied by a look you would expect when taking a fit bird home, only to discover she has a pair of hairy holes.

In politer terms may be stated as 'You're joking!'
Jimmy - "Awright Boaby, saw yer Maw up the toon the day"
Boaby - "Fair play to you - whit wis she doin?"
Jimmy - "Having her flange waxed"
Boaby - "Hairyholes!"

hairyholes by Craig McLaughlin December 14, 2008

curly hair hole 

a woman's vagina. non color-specific.
"did you pound her curly hair hole last night?"

"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"

"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"

"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"
curly hair hole by theclownmonster January 12, 2013

Hair Hole 

An orifis, queer, or jay/john.
That guy takes it in the Hair Hole!
Hair Hole by ufugger November 20, 2003

hair-hole 

A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.
Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
hair-hole by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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