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hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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A word used to describe someone's hair. Often shortened to 'do.
1. Did you see her hairdo last night?
2. Nice 'do, man!
hairdo by PunkPrincess December 9, 2004

Blow Job Hairdo 

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

hairtosser 

A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)
"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."
hairtosser by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

hairdesigner 

Hairdesigner is a mix between a barber\hairdresser and a product designer/architect. The hair designer apply the design principles for a complete haircut( starts from the head shape, angle of cutting etc..)
The world's first hairdesigner is Dragos G aka The HaircutDesigner. By being a licensed barber and a licensed designer

First school in this domain is " The HairDesign Academy" where you learn how to apply art principles in hair industry. The concept was started in Europe.
I need a hairdesigner to fix my hair
hairdesigner by neoHistory December 3, 2021

HairDon't 

When a HairDo turns bad it becomes a "HairDon't"
I just came back from the barber ... and look and my HairDon't.
HairDon't by HvHvHv January 18, 2009

Hairosexual 

When you get attracted to someone’s hair
Hey razan, your hair makes me hairosexual

I’m hairosexual for razan’s hair
Hairosexual by Hairosexual June 29, 2018