haircake 

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

haircake 

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

haircore 

(noun) the musical genre in which girls'-jeans-wearing, emo fags pretend to be hard. key indicators are the wear of iron maiden t-shirts (without a coinciding posession of any of their albums), aforementioned girls' jeans, and a haircut that cost more than their guitar rig. it is common to see them attired with bandanas around their necks and/or wearing eye-liner. followers of this genre often avoid actual hardcore shows due to the swift and severe beatings that they would surely suffer.

look at that haircore kid with all that make-up and shit. i think he just killed his father.

haircore by ali baba ibn muhammad April 21, 2008

haircore 

(noun) the musical genre in which girls'-jeans-wearing, emo fags pretend to be hard. key indicators are the wear of iron maiden t-shirts (without a coinciding posession of any of their albums), aforementioned girls' jeans, and a haircut that cost more than their guitar rig. it is common to see them attired with bandanas around their necks and/or wearing eye-liner. followers of this genre often avoid actual hardcore shows due to the swift and severe beatings that they would surely suffer.

me and my buddy joe were talking about how much sick of it all kicks ass at the bus stop when this haircore kid started talking about how their lyrics are really sad but they inspire him to practice his hardcore dance moves in front of the mirror so he can show hardcore its proper respect. we promptly beat him.

haircore by ali baba ibn muhammad December 13, 2008

Haircore 

'Haircore' kids are the waste of the wave that swept the world in the form of emos

Usually consisting of darker clothes, a myspace page with various references to pc4pc w4w and also usually harshly razored hair and excessive eye makeup.

Look at that shitty haircore kid. Bah

Haircore by Pray For Plagues December 30, 2007

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007

Hairmare 

Similar to having a nightmare that you are naked in front of everyone; a hairmare is a nightmare that your hair is out of control and a complete mullet/permed/reverse mohawk disaster.

Hey Jane, last night I had the worst hairmare ever. I was walking into Starbucks sporting a permed front and a rat tail in the back! Scary.

Hairmare by sslove January 14, 2008