hagazine (hag uzz een) NOUN. A magazine for or about ugly old women.
Me - Everyone in that rag is a withered old crone from Orange County with five facelifts and three dead husbands. Yer creepin' me out, girl. Why are you reading that hagazine?

Her - Shut up, I'm doing my anthropology homework on early humans.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
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