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noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags
On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.
bag hag by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

douche bag hag 

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.
man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.
douche bag hag by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008

D-Bag Hag 

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.
Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
D-Bag Hag by The Chemicals July 30, 2009
noun. Gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be associated with fabulous shopping bags.
I totally have to get a bag hag - I'm tired of carrying my own Gucci shopping bags.
A girl who is attracted to douche bag guys.
I really liked her, but she left me for the guy who shaves his chest and has a full arm tribal tattoo, she was a bag hag.
bag hag by jdNH June 14, 2010
Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.
That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.