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1.
A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
by KP September 17, 2003
 
2.
Female Genitalia
Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors
by Dach September 25, 2003