H.I.V. Stick

A person who has slept with so many people, you gotta know that he/she got h.i.v.

AJ: You think Monica's a slut?

Cecelia: Yea, Monica's like a walking H.I.V. Stick

by AJ SoCal May 3, 2010

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole

what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off

by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016

H.I.V. positive

so serious and positive that you are H.I.V. positive

guy 1: dude are you sure we should be doing this?
guy 2: im H.I.V. positive that we should

by b whit March 14, 2008

Facebook H.I.V.

a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.

Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?

by MrPickles33 May 18, 2010

H.I.V. negative

something so seriously negative that it is H.I.V. negative

guy 1: there is no way you are gonna make a million dollars off this scam
guy 2: dude, don't be so H.I.V. negative

by b whit March 14, 2008

bitch! i dont even have H.I.V!

it means that u are straight edge, clean, a virgin basically

if a girl is accusing another girl of being a whore, the second girl might say, "Bitch! I dont even have H.I.V!"

by Jecca baby August 20, 2005