The Human Advanced Amphetamine Research Project. A secret government facility, disguised as an atmospheric testing station and purposely misinformed to be a weather control device. It was built and brought online to cause a massive wave of methamphetamine addiction upon the American people in order to make them paranoid, weak, confused, and in and out of jail/prison.
"Dude, do you hear that? That low humming is one of the sounds that HAARP makes, man! I'm telling you, once they finish all of the FEMA camps, they're gonna round us all up!"