noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.
by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008
One who finds themselves disoriented and confused at the gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.
I know I'm supposed to do something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
by SKM March 12, 2012