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Gwonk is the sound a turtle makes. See Moo.
The turtle at the zoo goes "GWONK!"
by skeezermobile February 11, 2008
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cheese made directly from an egg of a gwonkbird
please get me some gwonk
by ewo dawl August 08, 2008
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