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crazy guy with a gun by fallen one October 27, 2003

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy 

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

Crazy Screaming Guy 

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.
"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."
Crazy Screaming Guy by Jesh86 October 3, 2008

Crazy-Pants Guy 

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026