gotta take a d

An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.

"Hey man, I gotta take a d!"

gotta take a d by AlphaBravoCharlie May 3, 2008

You Gotta Do It 

Using this phrase will force someone to do something. They cannot fight back or argue, because they’ve gotta do it.

Person 1: I want to finish my homework, but I don’t really have the motivation...
Person 2: You gotta do it.

(Person 1 now has to finish their homework)

You Gotta Do It by ranotraino November 27, 2018

Gotta dice 

It means 'gotta go' Gotta roll --> Roll the dice --> Gotta dice

Yo man, i gotta dice. see you late

Gotta dice by ScaredElephant January 22, 2011

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch 

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

do what you gotta do 

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.

1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.

do what you gotta do by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

allsa you gotta do 

"All you have to do is..."

"Allsa you gotta do is add milk to your cereal."

allsa you gotta do by Canon Koss June 12, 2006

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die 

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die by Red Ducks August 24, 2017