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Guten Tag meine Schlampe 

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

guten tag 

German for good day, but we all know it really means "Good times."
Remember when we did that stuff? Oh man, guten tag!
guten tag by laurel = l33t April 26, 2004

Guten-Tag 

Thebword hello in german
Guten-Tag miene Muter

Hello son
Guten-Tag by Surper original name November 1, 2021

hello or guten tag

when you want to act professional, so you speak in multiple languages to try to impress someone, but it doesn't work out.
Hello or guten tag, how has your day been?

Gutantag 

A pet that’s really close to you that you consider to be your sister/brother but at the same time is considered your child or any other form of family member other than “pet”
My dog, Sadie, is my gutantag cause I don’t really think of her as a pet
Gutantag by HOI!ImTEmMie! January 12, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026