gustometer
gustometer by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
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Guestomer
A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.
Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."
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Grustomer
British slang for someone who purchases or solicits the purchase of Crack and/or Heroin.
It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.
Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.
These colours mixed to make the colour grey.
Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.
It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.
Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.
These colours mixed to make the colour grey.
Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.
Grustomer by FeelsGravyMan July 29, 2018
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)