gustometer

A handy tool to precisely measure wind gust.

My gustometer indicates that it may be unsafe to have the rabbits ride in the parade today.

gustometer by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Guestomer 

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

Guestomer by Dienysus December 23, 2009

Grustomer 

British slang for someone who purchases or solicits the purchase of Crack and/or Heroin.

It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.

Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.

These colours mixed to make the colour grey.

Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.

Max: Ew, there's bare grustomers about.
Carl: Yeah... Fuckin' nitty.

Grustomer by FeelsGravyMan July 29, 2018