grandpa's guitars 

A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.

Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.

Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!

grandpa's guitars by VioLush May 20, 2007

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.

Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars! by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

Scarfs and Guitars 

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.

" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?

Scarfs and Guitars by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010

N*sinc With Guitars 

1) A bad pop-rock band. Often given to corporate sellout bands.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.

Dude, that band sounds like N*sync with guitars.

N*sinc With Guitars by Bakagamer September 13, 2005

N*sinc With Guitars 

1) a broad term covering bands like and not limited to: Good Carlotte, Simple Plan, Greenday, Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Hoobastank, and many other shit bands that sound like Nsinc with guitars in the background.
2)Good Charlotte
3) Bands liked by teeny boppers

Goth Poser #1) LiKe, OMG!!! I jUsT g0t TeH nEw LP cD!!!!
Goth Poser #2) w0w! LiKe BuRn Me A c0pY>> DeN iLL LiKe gIvE u A cOpY of mY GOOD CHARLOTTE cd!!!
Me) *WTF* im guessing you all have tickets to the yellowcard concert then? *caugh*

N*sinc With Guitars by rammstein666 February 24, 2005