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A stocky somewhat rotund Italian fellow who shops at the Baby Gap. His clothes are so tight they squish his fat man titties in a manner that makes him appear muscular. He prefers one pair of shoes for all his activities including: gym, chasing men, sleeping with men and various social functions. A Guiducci has small mans complex in the worst way and will defend his even smaller penis to the death. He makes a habbit of peeing on his balls and will brag about rediculous things like remembering to wipe his ass.
Look at that pole smoking dude with the man bra on! Must be a guiducci.
by guido10 June 14, 2010