Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies 

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.

I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.

Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies by tink87 February 20, 2009

Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.

Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.

Girl Guide position by Janey7611 May 11, 2011

Dirty Girl Guide 

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

Dirty Girl Guide by Spanther December 17, 2008