Guggenheim 

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.

Guggenheim by Alexnathen December 9, 2008

Roger Guggenheim

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."

Roger Guggenheim by rogerguggenheimapologist September 1, 2022

guggenheim 

to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

Dah! I went to Europe and I was guggenheimed!

guggenheim by bread infection December 28, 2005

guggenheim 

What women type via text when they are at a loss for words

*Conversation via txt*
woman - I'm hungry
guy - what do you want?
woman - I don't know
guy - how about sushi
woman - I'm allergic
guy - how about Chinese take out?
woman - ehhhhhhhh
guy - you want to choose then?
woman - guggenheim

guggenheim by daquizzle July 25, 2019

Gugenheimer 

An old man who is the goofiest person ever. Sometimes creepy. Usually really old and annoying. Not usually a quiet person. Similar to a "goober" except a "goober" is a younger person.

Johhny: Old man Higgens is such a gugenheimer.
Suzy: I know, he's really creepy.
Johnny: And he smells like piss.

Gugenheimer by fukd erpen sowminy waiz December 23, 2009

Gugenhiem 

The face you make just before you bust a nut.

Watching Porn..."Did you see that dudes Gugenhiem before he blew his load on that chicks face?"

Gugenhiem by Sirmacalot6 June 29, 2009

Guggenhiemer 

Kind of a goofy jokester. Can be sophisticated. An elite joker or prankster

"Oh you Guggenhiemer!"

Guggenhiemer by Guggenhiemer July 9, 2016