gustholomule 

The ship for the pairing of Gus Porter & Matt Tholomule from The Owl House, which definitely should've been canon

Me: Hey do you like gustholomule?
Friend: Yeah, that's my favorite ship

gustholomule by ZestyKing May 31, 2023

guestable 

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.

ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."

guestable by Ifulna April 24, 2014

guest hole 

An orifice on your girlfriend that your buddies get to use during a gangbang.

Hey Sheila are your guest holes clean? Geoff and Tommy are coming over later tonight.

guest hole by The Bang Fairy October 9, 2005

Guestomer 

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

Guestomer by Dienysus December 23, 2009

guesshole 

n.
1. The area in which opinion or fact is pulled when the speaker is obviously ill informed about the issues.
verb. Guessholing

What the hell is Eddie talking about?" " I don't know...he's pulling stuff out of his guesshole.

guesshole by eddie234 December 7, 2010

Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.

"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"

Jamaican Guesthouse by N1kolai July 31, 2009

guestholes 

people who not only overstay their welcome but ask for highly inconveniencing favors while doing so.

My guestholes called me at the office wanting me to pick them up and take them to the mall because they were tired of hanging out at the pool at my house all week. You'd think they could rent a car.

guestholes by YJLAW December 10, 2010