Guers Iced Tea
Guers Iced Tea by HiFriend December 5, 2007
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Schuylkill county's official roadside trash and sheer bliss in a wax-paper carton! The words "iced tea" are typically dropped such that locals know exactly what is meant by Guers...
Yo bott, head down to da Brok-Sels and pick up a coupla cartons a Guers Iced Tea and some Millers Hot Baloneys...
guers iced tea by A Skook January 4, 2008
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Guers Chocolate Milk
Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.
Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.
Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
Guers Chocolate Milk by Guers Girl May 5, 2010
guers iced tea
guers iced tea by ben greenawalt May 16, 2006
Guers and chippy
A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
Guers and chippy by BirkyTeppoo April 5, 2009
Gerson
A strong, courageous, independent, brave, and caring person. He loves with a strong Passion, his love is like a burning flame it’s beautiful and should be taken care of but can be pain full and can be put out in an instant. He chooses not to hurt others because he’s been hurt so much and wants to see others happy
Gerson by Soto_gremery October 5, 2018
guerilla MSN
The act of logging in to MSN Messenger (or some other messenger service), opening a conversation with another person with the sole purpose of cursing them out, and then signing off before the other party has the chance to respond.
guerilla MSN by C.T. May 22, 2005