Gurdon

A small, no traffic light, no WalMart, no chain restaurant, huntin, beer drinkin (cuz CLARK COUNTY IS WET!) backroadin city with some kickass people. Life here is what you make it, so lame people aint got a chance. We are the proud Gurdon Go-Devils, purple and gold! We're known as "dirty water" but its not true. We don't have to have boil orders like our neighbors. Gurdon is home to the International Order of the Hoo-Hoo, Jimmy Witherspoon, Tav Falco, and Daniel Davis (the butler from The Nanny)! Gurdon is more famously known as the home of the Gurdon Light! It a ghost of a railroad foreman who was brutally murdered in 1931. I've seen it several times myself and it stills scares me. If you're serious about seeing him tap on the tracks with a rock, chant "light, light, come out tonight" a few times and he'll shine for you, swing back and forth like a lantern, or if you're lucky he'll chase you!

Everyone i meet: "So where are you from?"
Me: "Gurdon"
Everyone i meet: "Oh I'm sorry"
Me: "Shiiiit. Y'all should be so lucky!"

Gurdon by gspot4life May 29, 2011

guermonprez 

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.

He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!

guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022

Guerdan 

A pre-Democratic scholar-warrior class originating in the Austro-Germanic hinterlands. Generally defined by strikingly good looks, great strength and longevity, and a keen intellect. Ruled many empires from mercantile to defence.

"The Guerdans ruled the land for many generations."

Guerdan by abnrgr February 3, 2010

Guermonprez 

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.

"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq

Guermonprez by Maq April 4, 2003

guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees

My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues

guardonist by ginogino33 September 4, 2019

guerdo 

A person who loves basketball and always tries to make himself a beeter person. He doesnt like when he puts himself in difficult situations

Man I'm guerdo

guerdo by fyelol July 16, 2017

Gurdon boys

Boys who are extremely horny and will literally do anything to get into your pants. Most of them are ugly asf too. They are super dumb and think they have a chance

"Dude I don't date GURDON BOYS they.

"EW... A Gurdon boy is looking at me"

Gurdon boys by Cuntbreathandpenis November 9, 2017