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1.
A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.
"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."
by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

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