bubble guppies

The mesmerizing witchcraft of a television show that captures your preschooler's mind, body and soul.

My kid recently discovered Bubble Guppies, I haven't seen him since, its been two weeks.

bubble guppies by BubGup December 11, 2014

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

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Bob blew a load of love guppies all over Sara's face.

Love Guppies by m3n00bz October 27, 2016

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My daughters favorite tv show that airs on nick jr.

My gf was guzzling guppies so good last night.

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Semen or 'little swimmers' found in the gusset of a females underwear after a sexual encounter.

As soon as I finished fucking her in the toilet, her thong was back up and she was straight back to the bar carrying my gusset guppies with her.

gusset guppies by Joosty October 26, 2017

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Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

Mud guppies by ben November 12, 2003

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