The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.
Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
by KCJD November 17, 2013
A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.
"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006
A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.
Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.
Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
by Some Kid Bored In High-School November 8, 2011
A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
by Omgeezus January 4, 2012
The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.
by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009
My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.
by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010