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Grumper
An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.
Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
Grumper by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017
Related Words
Grumpler • grumper • Grumple • grumplestiltskin • grumbler • grumpled • grumplet • Grumpleupagus • Grampler • Grumper Bumper
Grumblers
Women or girls that have an unusual method of talking whereby the spoken words start in a normal clear voice and then are rolled to the back of the throat allowing a steady rumble or raspy sound to take over the words as if she were running out of air.
The trend is spreading accross the country much the way Valley girl speak did in the 1980's. You can hear grumblers on the radio, tv and the worst, is in person.
Grumperson Jones
Grumperson Jones by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010
hairy grumbler
A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.
hairy grumbler by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
grumpled
a annoying kid on console that all he does is try his ass off in games . if you ever see this kid in your lobby please leave or else he will make you .
grumpled by ass eater 696969 June 14, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.