gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)

She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.

gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache 

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn

Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy

Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007

grungstache 

When a millennial tries to affect a faint mustache blended into a goatee that makes them look like they were part of the grunge scene ironically.

Go wash that grungstache off your face you look Kobbed. (Kurt Obsessed)

grungstache by Catch63 July 6, 2020

grosstache 

a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 8, 2009

grosstache 

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 6, 2009

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

Glustacher 

A person with glasses and a moustache.
oh.. did i say person.. i ment FUCK FACE!!!!!
They are total douche bag nerds and if you see one don't be afraid to throw your used band aid at them (Or Shit)

The other day my mom looked a glustacher in the eye.
My mother's dead.

Glustacher by fuck the corperate world May 27, 2008