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Gronfing 

Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.
"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."
Gronfing by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
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Gröningen 

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Gröningen by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020

Groening 

When a person is over-thinking a situation and starts to communicate in unusual ways
There was so much "groening" happening that you could feel it in the air
Groening by hatif January 15, 2020

matt groening 

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.
P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening
matt groening by Dsanwor January 3, 2008

goongingang 

When you have a mild stroke whilst developing other conditions such as down syndrome, autism, schizophrenia, etc, whilst preferring to communicate in weird animal noises instead of actual words.
Random Guy in CSGO: "You guys are dogshit"

Isaiah, Karl and Ashish: "GOONGINGANG GOONGINGANG"
goongingang by goongingang April 16, 2020

groningen 

groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.
USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
groningen by Grunn March 18, 2009

Price Gouging 

Price gouging is a term for a seller pricing much higher than is considered reasonable or fair. In precise, legal usage, it is the name of a felony that applies in some of the United States only during civil emergencies. In less precise usage, it can refer either to prices obtained by practices inconsistent with a competitive free market, or to windfall profits.
Take a $16 ticket, add $5.90 convenience charge, then add $2.20 for ordering online, and that's a 52% markup for a ticket to buy from ticketmaster.com

FIFTY PERCENT MARKUP, now THAT IS PRICE GOUGING!!!
Price Gouging by ihatescams October 6, 2009