make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

make groceries by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

eat the groceries 

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

groceries 

This is a reference to the song "Post To Be" by Omarion. In the song, Jhene Aiko refers to her booty as groceries. It is a sex term. He eats food and he figuratively eats her ass in a sexual way. It is now a pop culture reference. Instead of ass, one says groceries. Only in a sexual context.

"Might let your boy chauffeur me,

But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko

Person one-"Got plans tonight?"

Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."

groceries by Kcpp-STYLELUXE September 5, 2016

Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

space groceries 

they are much like regular groceries, only purchased in space.

Princess Leia was just getting back from picking up some space groceries when this all happened...

space groceries by The Vijanaytor December 16, 2008

Unload the groceries 

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries 

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017