grit-stache 

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

grit-stache by J Ryckman April 6, 2006

grosstache 

a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 8, 2009

grosstache 

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 6, 2009

girlstache 

A moustache on a girl

Aw that girl was so good lookin from behind, but once she turned I saw that gross girlstache. Man we should get her a razor and she'd be one fine ho.

girlstache by Lynbrook Viking May 26, 2007

Gibstache

a mustache on the face of anyone named gibson

Mitchell Ryan Gibson has a gay Gibstache

Gibstache by bdawg30301 October 5, 2012