The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.
-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.
by Drewsome May 9, 2006
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The act of injecting heroin into the penis.
"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."
by Johnny Gyno May 15, 2006
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A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.
During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.
by AdamMC May 9, 2006
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To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin
President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.
by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 9, 2006
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(often used for the words grandpa+grinch)
an ugly whore of a father or a phrase you use to annoy somebody
“hey your dad is kind of a grimple”
“i know, he always acts like a whore
by tabtabb July 29, 2021
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