Greensward academy 

A British school mostly containing ugly children and staff.

The people of greensward are so ugly that everyone has to go around with a bag over there heads as a school policy. Wow, do you go greensward academy or something? Why is everyone so ugly here?

Greensward academy by Imurdadg April 23, 2019

greencard moment 

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

greencard moment by TK Savage March 1, 2017

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greenwalding

Cherry picking content then spinning it out of context in order to defame someone. Named after lawyer/author Glenn Greenwald.

"Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded." - Richard Dawkins

greenwalding by donroberto April 11, 2016

greenwalding

The act of misrepresenting a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.

Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded.

greenwalding by udprovo April 12, 2016

greenwalding

Intentionally misrepresenting someone's views. Just like fake journalist Glenn Greenwald does.

Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....

greenwalding by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019

greenawald

greenawald is a name for a guy who likes his own fathers penis in his asshole.

A: "have you heard of that guy ben?"
B: "yeah its sad that hes a greenawald"
A: "yeahh what a fag"

greenawald by john jk September 30, 2010