by alex king November 12, 2004
Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.
by SoxOnFox March 29, 2021
Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!
by Tommy&Ricky June 10, 2021