The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
by Jeth August 23, 2005
the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.
give green.ninja a line, and he'll give you a friendship.
by steve November 03, 2004