Top Definition
An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.
Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.
by surfer--- April 15, 2008

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