Greedy Fuck Syndrome

A common medical egocentric condition driven by monetary gain at the expense of others.

Dave the president of his studio was diagnosed with Greedy Fuck Syndrome when he outlined a proposal where his company's assets would be sold and transferred to the buying company and had planned to fire his hard working employees.

Greedy Fuck Syndrome by whatthemotherf May 5, 2006

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Greedy Fucks

The type of people to sue a place for minor mistakes for LARGE sums of cash. What ends up happening is they get filthfy rich while the business suffers and is forced to cut employees.

Injury victim 1, 2, 3, 4...: We will sue the casino for no stopping the shooting!

Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!

Judge: You owe them 756million euros.

Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!

Greedy Fucks by McConplaint May 21, 2019

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greedy fucking orphans

the phrase you say when you land on the donate to orphans space in the game of life

I hate those greedy fucking orphans!

greedy fucking orphans by deeznutz72 March 6, 2016

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greedy-fucking-itis

Greedy fat fucker who can't stop eating and has no self control

I can't stop eating I have greedy-fucking-itis.

greedy-fucking-itis by MaMiJi May 27, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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