Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

Asian Grading Scale by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013

Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family

Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!

Asian Grading Scale by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019

greninja 

The swaggiest motherfucking Pokémon ever. Seriously. This thing is a ninja frog. Do you think I'm lying? Just to make it better, this thing makes shurikens out of WATER. If you are gonna play pokemon, consider using Greninja. He shits on every other Pokémon. Oh yeah and also his shiny form is black and should always be nicknamed 'Snoop Frogg'.

Dude: Let's battle!
Other dude: I'm gonna use Greninja.
Dude: You win.

greninja by jacknewts December 23, 2014

Asian Grading Scale

A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore

Asian Grading Scale by Dont h8 appreti8 June 19, 2016

Gredineer 

A long sleeve shirt worn underneath a short sleeve t-shirt.

James Franco wears a gredineer in Pineapple Express.

Gredineer by Effin Eagles October 8, 2008

Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

Asian Grading Scale by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

Grading Nazi 

A teacher who mercilessly grades students' papers, tests, etc., looking for any mistakes at all and taking an extreme number of points off for any mistakes found.

"Dude, Mrs. L graded my math test yesterday, and she took 6 points off--on a 4 point question! What a fucking Grading Nazi!"

Grading Nazi by My Name December 14, 2006