A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.
I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.
by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017
Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.
by That hilarious mofo January 1, 2016
Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!
by GVHS '19 September 21, 2018
Oh boy! Another person complaining about how shitty their middle school is. For starters, this school takes great pride in how many awards they have earned in years past, but those days are long gone. Right now, there’s a major juul and bullying issue that nobody seems to be addressing. Inside of this school, you’re either the kid with anger issues who hops on every bandwagon, dates Snapchat thots, and calls people the n-word despite being 99.9% white. If you’re not that, you’re the antisocial prick who whenever somebody tries to actually have a conversation with you while doing a group project, shrivel up into you’re fucking hole and make your partner do all the work. Or maybe you’re completely normal, get honor roll near every marking period, and treat you’re classmates with respect (about 10-15% of the school). As for each grade, the 6th graders are privileged as hell, with their retarded behavior being excused as: “they’re just adapting to middle school”. 7th graders think they know everything about the school, despite only being there for a year. 8th graders have mass anxiety and unfairly taking it out on others (most of the time 7th or 6th graders). Moving on to the teachers, they’re mediocre at best. The 6th grade teachers were by far the greatest, you could actually connect with them and have a conversation with them. And with the exception of a couple teachers, pretty much any other teacher is doing their work for the paycheck. Dear god, just fix this school.
Had an actual fucking thermos yeet’d across the “Dining Hall” and hit me square in the back of the head. Had to get surgery so I wouldn't be a vegetable for the rest of my life. Fuck Great Valley Middle School.
by The house’s med cabinet April 25, 2019
Where the seventh grade girls act like they’re 17. The football team wins maybe 1 game a year, but they’ll continue to wear their uniforms to school everyday. The only reason any of the students keep going to school is Mr. Wise. People act like their relationships will last forever even though they’re in fucking 6th grade.
by usernamenextquestion March 3, 2019
A shitshow to say the least. Also called the pharmacy because of the drugs, you don't have to look far to get some. Kids walk around obviously high and teachers look the other way. Hoes aplenty, willing to suck guys off and throw up on their dicks for a nickel and a half.
Ben: hey look there's that great valley kid! He goes to great valley!
Jerry: what a loser
Great Valley kid: *starts publicly masturbating*
Great valley high school is hell and turns everyone who attends into a nicotine bitch monkey who buys NFTs
Jerry: what a loser
Great Valley kid: *starts publicly masturbating*
Great valley high school is hell and turns everyone who attends into a nicotine bitch monkey who buys NFTs
by ⁴²⁰⁶⁹ December 22, 2021
A building where the purest form of torture is bound to occur. Whether its from the shitty ass teachers or the guys forcing girls to give them blow jobs till they throw up. When you first walk into the school you will be welcomed by a wave of minty fresh air thanks to all the juuling. But thats not all! Walk in a little further and you will find weed in the bathrooms, and smuggled LSD tabs! Avoid the staircases or you might walk in on some actions that don't need to be seen by your virgin eyes. But beware if you run up the stairs too fast you might just tumble into another cheating scandal, each one headed by a douche-bag jock thats too busy practicing kissing his pillow to figure out how to do algebra 1. In the valley we pride ourselves on getting mediocre grades thanks to the 10 smart kids per grade that distribute their work to the rest of their class, but don't worry its not cheating when your hiding behind the macbook screen your daddy bought you.If you want to know more about our lovely school just give us a google where you can find some more of our scandals (and their sponsors) on the news.
Thanks to Great Valley High school i now have to deal with a lifetime of AIDS
Thanks to Great Valley High School the United States abortion rates have now increased by 2.8%
Thanks to Great Valley High School the United States abortion rates have now increased by 2.8%
by satansidehoe69 January 21, 2019