Great Houdini - Master of the Universe, the greatest thru-hiker to ever set foot on the Appalachian Trail. Known for magic tricks, groupies visiting him on the trail, and making miles disappear under his feet. Also known for supreme self confidence.
Hiker 1: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe hiked twenty miles into town, resupplied, met up with a couple of groupies, then hiked twenty miles the next day.
Hiker 2: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe is truly the GOAT. I wish I could be like him.
Hiker 2: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe is truly the GOAT. I wish I could be like him.
by Moblspank October 24, 2023
The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience April 14, 2011