The great egg heist 

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.

hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist

The great egg heist by Doug eggs April 24, 2020

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma August 30, 2017

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2021

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

you came from a great cosmic egg 

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in

why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2015

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016