When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.
by steritz102 September 29, 2010
An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.
Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
by Anonym. May 3, 2007