Tiny rodent-like creatures. Native to most of the Eastern and Mid-Western United States of America. In Florida, they are more populous than all groups of people except the elderly or senior citizens. Generally thought to be dumb, these creatures are actually evil masterminds.
Did you see that gray squirrel? It just attacked that dude!
by Kyle J. Britt March 02, 2006
An old lady's pubic area.
When she fell, I was grossed out when I caught a glimpse of her gray squirrel.
by Johnny GlamRok May 16, 2008