guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*
a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"
gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*
a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"
gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)
bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"
girl: "oh sorry what"
bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"