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grass on the wicket 

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)
Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket 

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

grass on the wicket 

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse
grass on the wicket, lets play cricket
grass on the wicket by greg April 6, 2003