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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.
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Herb Grasse 

I'm 100% serious, dude, Herb Grasse (1945-2010) was a car designer. He worked for Chrysler, Ford and Nissan. Later, he started his own design firm.
In 1973 he designed the Bricklin SV-1 for Malcolm Bricklin. Herb Grasse, what a totally fucking awesome name! And he designed a totally fucking awesome car. Dude, from now on your top 10% car drawings are "Herb Grasse designs".
Herb Grasse by Kahdlibber October 12, 2017
The name Grissel is normally given to one who is gorgeous. Usually black haired, brown eyes, and a perfect smile. All the guys are all over her. She may seem sweet and innocent but once she starts to party she can't be tamed.
Guy 1: Grissel. You give me a boner.
Guy 2: Oh grissel! you lookin mighty fine.
Grissel by oh yeahh! December 13, 2010

Grassley Rule 

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Grassley Rule by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

The Grussell 

The art of blowing a dude on the toilet while wearing cross-stitched jeans around your ankles.
Since Gary could not adequately perform the Grussell while wearing ordinary Levi's, he rushed home to change into his fancy jeans to meet Todd back at the Wendy's bathroom.
The Grussell by Rusty Adams January 10, 2009

Grassed Up

A person who has been reported to the police or other law enforcement agency has been "Grassed up" Term used by British criminals, law enforcement authorites and the media.
I was " Grassed up."
Grassed Up by Graham Cook May 18, 2006